I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
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Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
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I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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