I don't think brook has ever known best
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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