Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
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In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
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Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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