Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
i've created a new STD.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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