Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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