She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
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Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
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yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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