Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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