he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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