At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life