I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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