Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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