adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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