How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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