I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
one might say we're banned from that church
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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