in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
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