life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
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She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
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When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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