Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
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I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
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I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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