the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
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he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
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My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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