i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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