Umm I'm too high to move.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
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I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
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I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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