dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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