dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
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Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
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My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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