is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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