he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
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I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
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I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I can't trust your balls anymore.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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