Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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