she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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