Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
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You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
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just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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