she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
