these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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