I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
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I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
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I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize