Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
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She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
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Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
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Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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