We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
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just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
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Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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