I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
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does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
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Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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