His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
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i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
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