just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I am available for nakedness
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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