May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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