And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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