that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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