I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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