Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I have grass duct taped all over my body
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
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WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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