Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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