can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
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I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
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He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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