real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
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Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
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Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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