she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
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you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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