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She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
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When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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