Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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