Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
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