i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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