You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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