I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
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I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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