Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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