is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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