I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
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On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
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Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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