We tried having a conversation with our noses.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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