Rock
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Fuck
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Randomize
