I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
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He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
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Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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